George
The ratio of people to cake is too big.
Thought I'd start a thread because some of my favorites don't necessarily involve puns. Feel free to use these at Laugh Floor.
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A classics professor goes to a tailor to get his trousers mended. The tailor asks: “Euripides?” The professor replies: “Yes. Eumenides?"
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A classics professor goes to a tailor to get his trousers mended. The tailor asks: “Euripides?” The professor replies: “Yes. Eumenides?"