Somebody Tell a Joke!

safroim

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A duck walks into a pharmacy and puts some chapstick on the counter. The pharmacist asks, "How would you like to pay?" Duck says, "Put it on my bill".
 

George

wishes he had a pink frolicing llama under his tag
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the idiot's house.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
The chicken
 
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geek1997

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Courtesy of my eldest:
Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
To get to the bottom.


And my youngest:
What kind of writing utensil did the inventor of the toilet use?
A No. 2 pencil!

It might be worth pointing out that they are both girls and our dinner conversations degenerate into bathroom humor way faster that I feel like they should.
 

George

wishes he had a pink frolicing llama under his tag
What's the difference between broccoli and boogers?
Kids won't eat broccoli!

Heard at Monsters Inc. Laugh Floor, on more than one occasion.
 

Anne

Well-known member
Well if we are going for mucous jokes here's a favorite of my boys.

How do you make a Kleenex dance?

You put a little boogie into it.
 

stevenmilz

josh's date at akershus
Not necessarily a joke, but seen on a billboard outside a local bank: "The concept of I before E except after C has been disproven by science."
 

George

wishes he had a pink frolicing llama under his tag
I went to my doctor today and told him I was having problems with my hearing. He asked, “Can you describe the symptoms?”

I replied, "Sure. They’re yellow, Homer’s fat, and Marge has blue hair.”
 
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