Somebody Tell a Joke!


A duck walks into a pharmacy and puts some chapstick on the counter. The pharmacist asks, "How would you like to pay?" Duck says, "Put it on my bill".


The ratio of people to cake is too big.


Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the idiot's house.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
The chicken
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Courtesy of my eldest:
Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
To get to the bottom.

And my youngest:
What kind of writing utensil did the inventor of the toilet use?
A No. 2 pencil!

It might be worth pointing out that they are both girls and our dinner conversations degenerate into bathroom humor way faster that I feel like they should.


The ratio of people to cake is too big.
What's the difference between broccoli and boogers?
Kids won't eat broccoli!

Heard at Monsters Inc. Laugh Floor, on more than one occasion.


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Well if we are going for mucous jokes here's a favorite of my boys.

How do you make a Kleenex dance?

You put a little boogie into it.


josh's date at akershus
Not necessarily a joke, but seen on a billboard outside a local bank: "The concept of I before E except after C has been disproven by science."