Somebody Tell a Joke!

[George]

These classic album reboots have gotten ridiculous.

 

[George]

A good friend of mine has two tickets for the Super Bowl. Great seats. He paid $5000 each for them at the start of the season, but he didn't realize last year when he bought them, it was going to be on the same day as his wedding. If you are interested, he is looking for someone to take his place.

It's at St. Michaels Church, at 3pm. The bride's name is Sheila she's 5'4", about 115 lbs, good cook too. She'll be the one in the white dress.

 

[G00fydad]

Rick Astley asked for my Disney films the other day.​

I said, you can have Cars and Toy Story, but I'm never gonna give you Up.

 

[George]

 

[George]

We could all use a joke about now. I apologize I’m advance.

I bought coconut shampoo today, but when I got home I realized I don't have a coconut.

 

[ThemeParkCommando]

We could all use a joke about now. I apologize I’m advance.

I bought coconut shampoo today, but when I got home I realized I don't have a coconut.

If I had a coconut, I'd throw it at you. I'd feel better, and you'd have a coconut. Urghhh...what a groaner! lol.

 

[Nia]

Gas pump: Do you want receipt?
Me: No, I would rather forget this whole experience...

not sure if they are relevant in US

 

[Nia]

My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face.

 

[Nia]

few more

 

[Nia]

Gas/petrol is double the price compared to last year here, a lot of jokes around that

 

[geek1997]

I bought my husband a shirt that says: I keep all my dad jokes in a Dad-a-base.

 

[George]

What is Will Smith’s favorite band?
Smash Mouth!

 

[G00fydad]