Somebody Tell a Joke!

George

The ratio of people to cake is too big.
A good friend of mine has two tickets for the Super Bowl. Great seats. He paid $5000 each for them at the start of the season, but he didn't realize last year when he bought them, it was going to be on the same day as his wedding. If you are interested, he is looking for someone to take his place.

It's at St. Michaels Church, at 3pm. The bride's name is Sheila she's 5'4", about 115 lbs, good cook too. She'll be the one in the white dress.
 

Nia

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Gas pump: Do you want receipt?
Me: No, I would rather forget this whole experience...

not sure if they are relevant in US
 

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Nia

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Gas/petrol is double the price compared to last year here, a lot of jokes around that
 

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